Thursday, April 05, 2007

What I've learned

I remember days when carrying a purse with your money, cell phone, and maybe lip gloss was all you needed.

I have two more things to add to that:

Always keep some extra Splenda on hand to sweeten your coffee when it's too bitter even after 3 packets.

Always keep a chocolate bar in reach to comfort you when your students are imbeciles.

No wonder our Mom's carry big purses; the list of potential emergencies only gets longer.

4 comments:

Meredith said...

And a pen and a notepad for sudden bursts of creative genius (or sudden remembrances of things to put on your to-do list).

And hard-core pills for migraines.

And a small fingernail file.

And a Swiss Army knife.

Anonymous said...

gum.
backup mascara.
bobby pins.
sudoku book.
etc.

Anonymous said...

tampons are good

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